Saturday, April 21, 2007

The safe word is Habeas Corpus

Sweet Zombie Jesus,

Have you ever seen such repressed homo-erotic yearning.

There's something deeply disconcerting about the look on Abu Gonzales' face. We've all been in relationships where we tortured ourselves to prove our angst-ridden devotion. This clown just tortures other people.

I suppose the tattered shreds of the US Constitution would make a great Valentines gift... if you wrapped it well enough.

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